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Rose Demotivational Poster


A GIRLFRIEND -




BACON ROSES - I don't know about you but I think these are romantic and tasty all in one


TAGS: bacon roses romantic tasty
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Mmmmm baaacccon...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:35 am
This may just be the ONLY time it's okay for men to receive flowers.. 5 feminine sides


BACON ROSES - For those times when the Red one's just don't cut it.


TAGS: bacon roses
Rating: 3.63/5

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SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose




SLOW DOWN - You move too fast


TAGS: stop and smell the roses
Rating: 4.44/5

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Krissie - September 21, 2012, 8:36 pm
VERY COOL. Music is an escape for me-all kinds. I was a clarinet nerd :D ...Dropped a few $'s down in my time for people playing their instruments-they're really appreciative.
TheOne - March 13, 2011, 1:48 pm
Amazing...Noting more to say.
FatherTyme - December 27, 2010, 3:45 pm
No words to describe it. Poetry! So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
TheWiceMan - January 4, 2010, 5:24 pm
Really great piece of work, 5/5 I think it can be summarised in "What you see is what you're looking for"
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm
They say music is best understood by children and animals
Treehodger - January 2, 2010, 3:35 am
$3.5 Million eh? That is some expensive firewood! (Kidding. I love the Violin and that type of music.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:42 am
You're british, aren't you? The british always are able to destroy humor with logic... missing the very nature of exaggeration.
Marvin Wankerstein - January 2, 2010, 2:33 am
Another possible conclusion that can be reached from this experiment is that the concept of beauty is not a universal one and its perception can vary from person to person.
elf25s - January 1, 2010, 1:48 pm
true whenwever i am in NYC i am in bit of a hurry to actuly stop and listen or watch any performances in subway tunnels. we should really slow down and enjoy life a bit, or read a book instead...
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 4:06 pm
Thats touching do you write poetry silcas? J/k
silcas - December 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
Amazing what we miss throughout our lives, by hurrying. Makes me wonder if we really have it that great in this new age of technology. Just think when was the last time you sat and watched a sunset?
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:59 am
An alternative take on "Context is everything"
aesop's folly - December 28, 2009, 9:32 pm
gotta make the morning last
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 8:55 pm
I was going to read this whole thing, but I don't have time, things to do, busy busy busy! J/K, 5 slightly less expesive violins.
phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:35 pm
I miss everything...but I'm oblivious, and dumb as toast to boot...
rerun - December 28, 2009, 7:24 pm

Airman - I enjoy your posters. This one really hits home....I plan on taking this advise.


Jokes and Puns -


TAGS: jack rose jokes puns movie titanic atlantic
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 11, 2016, 5:28 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Grey.
Greybeard - March 11, 2016, 12:13 am
LMAO :)
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:35 pm
Can't be that old. I just heard it...bahaha. Thanks dizz
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:34 pm
Thanks 'cern.
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:10 am
HAHAHAHA! Nice take on an old joke, Prissy! The other answer is, '[wet'! LUUUUV it! ^!!!!!
concern3 - March 10, 2016, 3:10 am
Fantastic, a definite UP yours
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:04 am
Aww sorry lg. Oh c'mon you know me...I'm really not all that sorry. Glad it gave you a chuckle.
lgvernon - March 10, 2016, 12:00 am

I should know better than try to drink anything while approving posters. UP my nose~~and UP yours!


WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE -




MALE LESBIANS - Men that are attracted to girls, and yet wish to be girls themselves. This rare malady is generally characterized by multiple site accounts and an easily injured leg.




ARMED WOMEN - Proceed with caution when asking for a sandwich


TAGS: scarletrose
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Swink

Sethory - May 5, 2012, 9:39 am
I was thinking more to ask if she wants a sandwich


BACON ROSE'S -


TAGS: bacon rose forgiven
Rating: 4.55/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm
English... the forgotten language.
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm
English... the forgotten language.


TRUE LOVE - "I'll never let you go, Jack" *snaps frozen hand off*




70'S HUMOR - There's no school like the old school.




THE BLACK ROSE OF DEATH - Starts As A Celebration of Love


TAGS: rose death
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by rerun

culos - January 26, 2010, 4:44 am
The latest trend, the DIVORCE BOUQUET!
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 7:46 pm
thats a sweet pic
Faceplant31 - January 25, 2010, 7:33 pm
Yea i picked up on that but i was hungover til after lunch so i put it out there for the masses and you sir nailed it
rerun - January 25, 2010, 6:47 pm

thanks for giving it to me. Figured it looked like a bride holding it...circle of life
Faceplant31 - January 25, 2010, 6:38 pm
Nice work Rerun, i had nothin with this pic. 5L


CHASE -


TAGS: rose hunt
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Sho

robbidos - June 21, 2012, 12:04 pm
cuz too rhymes with too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 20, 2012, 9:37 am
How about you make some posters before you criticize others?
Sho - June 20, 2012, 2:09 am
Can't please everyone
EmilioDumphque - June 20, 2012, 12:43 am
How can anyone rate this a five when he rhymed "too" with "too"?
ODETTECRUMP - June 18, 2012, 10:59 pm
THE WORDS CRAZY AND HORRIBLE COME TO MIND. WHO LET THAT IN MY COMPUTER????
Sho - June 18, 2012, 10:47 pm
Thx man. Don't forget to lock your closet
GaryO - June 18, 2012, 10:22 pm
Well now, I got my creepy feel for the evening. Gonna get me a brighter sponge bob night light, clean and reload the 1911 for the 2nd time, and wait, under the bed……blinking……..5 simultaneously laughing and crying ducks to you, sho
SteveFurlong - June 18, 2012, 10:14 pm
How can anyone not give this 5?


WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET ? - And It'S On The Day I Get My Pension, Oh Well They Said It Wasn't Going To Be, A Rose Garden.


TAGS: rose
Rating: 4.17/5

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PRODUCEMAN117 - "Hey Babe, come on over to my place tonight. I'll show you my collection of Motifakes and then you can peel my banana!"


TAGS: i blame u for the return of 90210 and melrose dammit
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 8:38 am
Did you see the subliminal signs trolling for 5 Lions? YES! Did they work? No...not even with Veggie in a personalized apron! Glad you liked it!
Produceman117 - December 17, 2009, 4:24 pm
HaHa!!! Yes! Thanks LD!!!
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:05 pm
LMAO! I'll pass... too many croutons.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 7:04 pm
HA! Sorry dude, I'd say you can have my salad, but that's not my thing.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:48 pm
Space likes 'em wilted... LOL
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:48 pm
HA! I'd hate to see this guy after a week in the crisper drawer of the fridge. Nice one LD.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:35 pm
Only 5, produce?


HOW STRANGE IT IS - To be anything at all..


TAGS: robot rose girl
Rating: 4.2/5

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Hawamleh - April 15, 2012, 6:12 pm
I am proud :')


THE ROSE -




BED OF ROSES -




HEAVEN -




RING AROUND THE ROSIES - Pocket full of posies Ashes, ashes, we all fall down.


TAGS: wilted rose depression
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Uthon - April 17, 2012, 10:17 am
Not so grim if you hear the kindergarten version compared to the song "Shoots and Ladders" by Marilyn.
dy2012 - April 17, 2012, 3:24 am
" if u just heard it, quote it! do not own it!
dy2012 - April 17, 2012, 3:17 am
well that "whoever" printed 1st that nursery rhyme without her Manson got no idea and so does you
Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:46 am
Got the grim thought from a song by Marilyn Manson actually, not by whoever Kate Greenaway is.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 4:49 pm
Ring-a-ring-a-roses, A pocket full of posies; Hush! hush! hush! hush! We’re all tumbled down. by Kate Greenaway
forseti - February 16, 2012, 9:55 am
I read this with a Jonathan Davis voice in my head...


A ROSE BETWEEN HER TEETH - Noting screams SERIAL KILLER like your own personal signature.


TAGS: roses
Rating: 4.15/5

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EX-WIFE - Every rose has its thorn.... Some have more than others




TITANIC PART II -


TAGS: titanic jack rose revolutionary road
Rating: 2.25/5

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Fatty - May 7, 2009, 12:58 pm
Double post - same as 56216


VALENTINE'S DAY -


TAGS: roses are red plans
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by forseti

mariand - February 14, 2012, 5:56 am
lol...so much sacrifice ;)


COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 100 BY 7 -




L - O - V - E - Flowers and relationships are quite similar. Show them love and warmth and they will both open up to you.


TAGS: love rose relationship how to fake them
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Neener

flint - October 17, 2010, 4:32 am
i like it, 5l


ROYAL ASCOT RACE - So YOUNG! So ANGRY!! DAMN THAT RAP MUSIC!!




REDHEADS - It's not just about the color




ROSES - They're not the movie beautiful flower in this garden


TAGS: roses
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

thatonechick - January 25, 2010, 9:31 am
PM Mr. M, Cubby. :) We can't delete posters.
Cubbybear - January 25, 2010, 9:13 am
MotiFake or mods , please delete this poster due to an grammer/spelling error. a new fixed poster will be posted


ROSES -


TAGS: rose day challenge
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

MrRandom - January 25, 2010, 8:30 pm
Viva la Conan! (When I actually go on my desk top and find my saved avatar)
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:16 pm

speaking of which, when you changing the hair?
MrRandom - January 25, 2010, 8:15 pm
Slightly creepy.
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 8:02 pm
How about another Jagerbomb?...Honey. 5L


STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES -


TAGS: smell the roses tomorrow late calendar
Rating: 5/5

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gas - July 11, 2012, 9:04 pm
thx space
spacedog - July 11, 2012, 6:20 pm
Nice one Gas.


BRITARDED AUTOMOTIVE -


TAGS: shemale of rose mechanic traumatic upskirt
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 12:11 pm
shameless self promotion.
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 12:00 pm
Agreed Moooooo! We have had our share of fake women around here.
spacedog - October 5, 2010, 5:29 pm
HA! Good one Trash! 5L
TheTrashHeap - October 3, 2010, 10:35 am
Spelling?
Reality Lord - October 3, 2010, 10:32 am

5 despite the spelling. i laughed...n1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
If it's on your moms menu.....we're willing to pay for it.
ICEMAN - September 30, 2010, 1:58 pm
You Canadians have some strange habits.
CANADA - September 30, 2010, 1:08 pm
LMFAO! I snorted beer out my nose
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:44 am
Gold mate..!! Gold..., love it, this is why I am a part of this site..., still laughing..., cheers...
Iconoclast - September 29, 2010, 11:59 pm
I love it. Best laugh this evening. 5L
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 11:31 pm
Gravy.
TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 11:30 pm
Thanks Face. @Aggy votes and ratings aren't really important with comments like these. If you guys like it that's good enough for me.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 9:35 pm
Don't worry... retards will give it less.
Faceplant31 - September 29, 2010, 9:30 pm
Holy shiot this is fcuking hilarious! 5L TTH! I wish i could give it more
TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 9:08 pm
Thanks RR.
rerun - September 29, 2010, 9:08 pm

holy crap, I almost choked on my dinner. this is fantastic
TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 9:08 pm
Thanks Aggy! I wish it would drop by and see all the nice things we've said about it.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 9:04 pm
The best Britarded poster ever.


ROSE/PINK GUN - Pink Cammies, and it looks like a reach around too. What more can you not ask and not tell about?


TAGS: pink rose zomg
Rating: 3.69/5

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boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:35 pm
it's a pair of thin-rimmed glasses, and how did we NOT win the vietnam war?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 6:30 am
I dunno....Phy might have left a little "glitter" on his face.
Bartimaeus - April 12, 2010, 6:19 am
Is that guy wearing eye glitter?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 3:14 am
*Much
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 3:14 am
I think you're reading too muck into this one Phy.....wishful thinking?


BAD WOLF -


TAGS: doctor who rose
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by NoIdeaWhyISmile

TheTrashHeap - September 8, 2009, 8:37 pm
Rose is a whore. I like her better that way.
DWFTW - September 8, 2009, 8:23 pm
References few people will get ftw!
Mally - May 5, 2009, 11:08 pm
is it just me or does the guy look scared that he is about to be raped?


ROSES ARE RED, SUNFLOWERS ARE YELLOW - You Know, For Having AIDs... ... You Sure Are Mellow. Happy V-Day. -Tree.




ROSES - They're NOT the most beautiful flower in this garden


TAGS: fixed roses
Rating: 4.42/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 5, 2010, 6:07 am
"Mmm, wonderful coloration," he says, rubbing his hands together. "Flowers are so pretty right after they bloom."
rerun - September 7, 2010, 5:25 pm

cold hearted.... like it
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 5:23 pm
I have that effect on people sadly :(
rerun - September 7, 2010, 5:20 pm

I think you scared him off....
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 5:14 pm
Do you live in Bucharest? she does.
Bolog - September 7, 2010, 5:03 pm
Do you know how old is this girl? Cuz I know her...and you would be surprised!
G4briel - April 29, 2010, 5:23 am
So romantic...
Big V - March 15, 2010, 12:01 am
Cubby, you7 alway6s bring us the Best redheads... and I agree with the first guy... Source Please?
The Goat - January 27, 2010, 9:18 pm
No they're not but you had better leave this rose alone if you don't want a blind date with Bubba!
Cloudchaser - January 25, 2010, 9:18 am
Source of the pic, please? *really likes redheads*


THE ROSE OF LOVE - Beware The Rose That Stems From The Burning Bush


TAGS: rose love
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - February 13, 2010, 10:30 pm

and a happy VD to all, hope you get lucky
rerun - January 26, 2010, 7:59 pm

only if the right person is turning on the source
culos - January 26, 2010, 4:25 am
I wonder how it can grow so beautifully without water....hold on....my bad, plenty of moisture down there I guess...
phydeaux - January 26, 2010, 12:27 am
She had burning bush, but the doc gave her a cream that cleared it right up...
Cubbybear - January 25, 2010, 7:38 pm
me likes the burning bush 5/5
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:38 pm
"every rose,.. has it's thorn"..5L


BRITARDED -




ROSES - Very delicate flowers. Always pay special attention to the bush.




DINOSAURS -




PORCELINA'S NEW JOB - I painted your roses black... ... to match your heart


TAGS: porcelina roses
Rating: 3.95/5

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Cubbybear - January 25, 2010, 9:09 am
It appeals to her darkside...no insults intended
Ed-Hyde - January 25, 2010, 7:07 am
How is that an Ow? Seems like a pretty cool job.
Derek - January 25, 2010, 5:25 am
Owwww, Porcelina has been as nice to you as she can be Cubby. What do you expect?


FUNNY -




FORGIVENESS -


TAGS: roses day honest honey thats how you can get it ask rerun he gave it to his wife too
Rating: 3.81/5

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rerun - January 25, 2010, 4:43 pm

damn GS, I tell you thing is confidance and this is how you get me in even more trouble. And it wasn't from a toilet seat, it was from that chain link fence.
R.S.Jake - January 25, 2010, 1:39 pm
Damn that was a good piece of...toilet seat...yeah, that's it! Ha ha!


HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA - Not the case here. It's more the problem to understand words with more than four letters.


TAGS: stupid paris hilton hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Rating: 3.78/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
bull5h17 , she aint that smart to even read the book, much less when she prob saw the book it looked like it was French


FAMOUS PAY STOOL POETRY -


TAGS: historical prose
Rating: 3.67/5

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colt45103 - May 23, 2010, 1:36 pm
Flush hard it's a long way to the kitchen
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 3:17 pm
Due to chemical splash, turds over 6" must be lowered in by hand.
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 3:16 pm
There's no use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump 6 feet. You might think thats pretty high, but right next door, the bastards fly.


CONFUCIOUS SAY - Woman who sit on stool too long get ring around rosie!


TAGS: march challenge proverbs around her proverbial rose
Rating: 3.6/5

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Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 9:48 am
Amsome LD


THE ROSE - This is how her LAST concert ended....


TAGS: roses
Rating: 3.33/5

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ROSE - Turned out to clash with the rest of the uniform, but they loved it SO much!




CRUISE SHIPS - Hope you took swimming lessons, Rose




RULE OF ROSE - It's basically Lord of the Flies with lesbians.


TAGS: rule of rose
Rating: 2.35/5

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HENNESSY VERY SPECIAL - Make it a night to "Remember",or a night you'll always try to "FORGET" Lets see where the night leads us...


TAGS: kanye west taylor hicks mtv award hennessy cognac disorderly conduct stripper amber rose
Rating: 2.12/5

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TheSarge - November 23, 2009, 12:53 pm
Yeah...don't stereotype yourself or anything.


SFC. COCHRANE - gets ready to goto the gym, to look at weights.




TITANIC PART II -




MICHAEL VICK - Are you kidding me! They're going to let this worthless bag of flesh back in the NFL, but Pete Rose is banned for life for a betting. This world just isn't right!


TAGS: michael vick pete rose wrong
Rating: 1.92/5

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Haarakkon - August 7, 2009, 11:11 am
The NFL has also not endured the collective shame that was wrought on MLB by the Black Sox. 1919? Still, baseball as a sport has a much deeper appreciation for its history.
doofenshmirtz - August 7, 2009, 9:26 am
I hate to tell you guy pete never bet on his own shit and who was it hurting no one let me repeat that no one. & Mooooooooooo that is pretty funny.
Syd - August 7, 2009, 4:37 am
First, I agree that Vick should never play again... But devil's advocate - Pete Rose's issue was baseball related. Vick's wasn't football related. That'll be the arguement coming from the people who want to sell tickets to his games.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 7, 2009, 4:30 am
I don't see what the big problem with dog fighting is. The other day I saw these two bitches going at it in the bar parking lot, They were all "you stole my lipstick" and "I'll tear your weave out" It was hilarious.
Elder God Douchebag - August 7, 2009, 2:02 am
If the world isn't right, doofen-whatever, remove yourself from it. I honestly couldn't care less. Worse sh*t happens all the time.
Mikeipee - August 7, 2009, 1:04 am
Lets see, Pete Rose was caught, lied about it, and when it was too late turned around and admitted to his crimes. Mike Vick was caught, admitted it, paid his dues and now is allowed to play again. I guess being penitent pays. 20yrs is too late Pete.


AXL ROSE - Chinese Democarcy Give It up DUDE! 15 Years WTF!!!


TAGS: axl rose
Rating: 1.73/5

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Anonymous - November 25, 2008, 7:37 pm
I remember when various local radio guys said that since it was taking so long, China would actually BE a democracy when Axl finally released the album.
LogicDude - November 24, 2008, 9:59 pm
HA! He's got hair extensions!!! BRAIDS too!?!? Can he be MORE GAY?
Roamer - November 24, 2008, 8:31 pm
I personally prefer a unique lead singer in any band; instead of every band sounding like a cheap Nirvana knock off. and wtf about Shinedown getting a new lead singer? I thought good bands don't change up the formula... It's an outrage people!!!
Fatty - November 24, 2008, 6:03 pm
C'mon syko, you're a GnR PR rep aren't you? That dude couldn't sing when he was good. Take away Slash and he's just a dick with braids.
syko - November 24, 2008, 2:11 pm
I was thinking that but then i actually heard the album and holy shit, its AWESOME!!!


GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME.... - The rose is not real.


TAGS: megan fox rose
Rating: 1.6/5

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Woodywood03a - August 19, 2009, 6:16 pm
Not like the feelings that the poor lad had for her.


WRESTLERS TAKE NOTE!! - I wish wrestlers would understand that football is "The" mans sport!!!


TAGS: rose hill football dakota augusta spoons
Rating: 1.5/5

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daimuldoon - November 6, 2010, 7:47 pm
No rugby is a man's sport. Football is just a bunch of pussy's in body armour.


What to do, what to do…….. -


TAGS: paraprosdokian pics and prose
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 25, 2013, 6:01 pm
Thanks RL. Merry Christmas, M'Lord
Reality Lord - December 25, 2013, 5:37 pm

OMG, i took the bait...nice finish gary. merry christmas


perfectionism -




Hold Still Write Cheese -


TAGS: spellcheck calendar prose
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 10, 2013, 6:53 pm
...or POISED.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2013, 12:30 pm
Nice play on words. Impressive... "moose" impressive.
GaryO - June 10, 2013, 9:39 am
So many times, so very many times….. I so love an original poster, one that corrects the mind, as I thought in reading this….PROSE, he should have spelt it PROSE!!


affection -


TAGS: love rose thorns patient olga
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 19, 2013, 9:15 am
Every rose has its thorn, just as every night has its dawn, just as every cowboy sings a sad, sad song....


Regret -


TAGS: rose doctor who regret doomsday
Rating: 5/5

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Krustbag - September 22, 2014, 8:29 am
I'm really loving capeldi right now
steve1961 - September 20, 2014, 9:06 pm
Doctor? Doctor...who?
Silverheart - September 20, 2014, 7:30 pm

The feels! My favorite Doctor and my... well, one of my favorite companions. Rose is the prettiest, but Donna was more fun.


ministration -


TAGS: rose thorn
Rating: 5/5

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Modern Man -




BETTER TIMES -


TAGS: golf n roses calender paradise
Rating: 4.89/5

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screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 2:17 pm
Truly demotivational.. 5 dirty bums!


ASK THESE GUYS WHERE HOFFA'S BURRIED - (L to R) Drive By, Mikey the Wop, The Plug


TAGS: regards from roseville michigan
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - October 3, 2012, 11:09 am
What? Unfunny can be good sometimes, take now for instance…no huh. I’ll be by my dish.
ughomer - October 3, 2012, 10:30 am
Go lay down by your dish, GaryO!
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 9:48 am
HAH! A few years back, I told this bunch of kids, ‘Hey, they found Jimmy Hoffa!’ ‘They did!’, ‘Yeah, in a hospital’…’Really?!’…‘Yeah, maturnity ward….trying to organize labor’……’huh… who’s Jimmy Hoffa?’
ughomer - October 3, 2012, 8:38 am
"The Plug" has an alias, Mao. It's "Jimmy the Spade."
maoworks2 - October 2, 2012, 6:54 pm
Hay That's My Dad On The Right.


PROGRESSIVE LENSES -




Thorns -




COMING SOON ASH SCATTERING MASKS -




Quoting Bierce -


TAGS: back bierce ambrose friend
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

Zetmonk - May 8, 2013, 7:38 am
Yeah... the first couple were pretty cool...
BobbEdwards - May 8, 2013, 3:06 am
Bierce Motifakes are "easy" only if you settle for the literal. I try to go beyond that somehow and have managed to get Bierce posters into Politifake, Religifake, Philosophy Wall, even MAD :-D


MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery


TAGS: italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery
Rating: 4.43/5

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LichKingOzma - April 2, 2014, 9:04 am
DONT CARE GIZZA PIZZA!
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:32 am
Yummy. Corpse pizza flavoring.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:08 pm
What they don't tell you is that every coffin had a living stool pigeon sealed inside. So, eat up! Every margarita you eat saves a guido from messing up his Forzieri's while digging a shallow grave.


WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR -


TAGS: smell the roses calendar women love flowers
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - July 11, 2012, 6:58 pm
It's from Hitchcocks 1943 film "Shadow of a Doubt"
EmilioDumphque - July 11, 2012, 5:00 pm
Who's funeral is pictured? It's clearly someone important or famous.
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 10:11 am
LOL, Cavey…..check…….and mate. Nice poster, Greeny, as always.
caveman - July 10, 2012, 10:54 pm
MAKE A POSTER OF YOUR OWN see how easy that was? Oh wait you haven't
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:50 pm
SHORT CAPTIONS see how easy that was? try it sometime.


THE MORNING ROSE - Opens up to catch the rising sun Dew glistening bright Only to be met by a lawnmower


TAGS: rose dew morning
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:05 pm
I mowed over one Rose here.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:21 pm
Cool, the truly demotivational posters are always good and will get mass respect from the regs.
jackripper - August 20, 2010, 12:13 pm
Nawh...hate roses anyways...just trying to make major demotivational posters.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 11:26 am
Nice! I take it aggy mows over your plants too?


Bierce on Patriotism -




BITTER SWEET MEMORIES -




WHEN I SHIT IT DOSNT ONLY SMELL LIKE ROSES - It is roses




ROSE MCGOWAN - "What's in a name? That which we call Rose by any other word would smell as sweet." Romeo & Juliet Act II, Scene II




I'M GOING INTO TOWN -


TAGS: urban metrosexual looking to get beatup
Rating: 3.27/5

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DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 10:34 pm
Dead Kennedys are good
Zed - December 10, 2009, 10:33 pm
or the Dead Kennedeys
Zed - December 10, 2009, 10:32 pm
Only if it was the Dead Milkmen.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 10:26 pm
So the tale of the milkman is untrue?
Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 10:22 pm
Bone, you existentialist, I can't begin to ponder how I came into being. My parents just blame Budweiser, but I think that a half-truth.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 10:15 pm
Bartski...you southern satirist, how ya been
Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 10:09 pm
Yeah, this dude is straight from the Southside of Neverneverland. Nice kicks.
sickartist - December 10, 2009, 10:07 pm
I think the Notorious B.I.G. shirt pulled it all together
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 9:37 pm
Sure glad he went with the white shoes!


HEY MOTIFAKERS - Make your own Briton of Rose! (Furnace, molten iron and Narutarded not included)




CROSS-DRESSING -


TAGS: briton of rose narutarded cross dresser creep freak
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:19 pm
NOt Quite Indeed.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 9:09 pm
Not quite.


BRITON OF ROSE - Master Craftsman and Lead Smithy of the Motifake Guild


TAGS: briton of rose
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Briton of Rose - February 4, 2009, 3:52 am
Hephaestos smiles upon you, Friend. 5/5


M.A.L.T. -


TAGS: malt narutarded briton of rose
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by culos

culos - November 24, 2009, 10:14 am
Check the forums and educate yourself
omnia - November 24, 2009, 10:13 am
what's m.a.l.t?


RELIGIOUS CEREMONY - Oh! I just figured you were showing me how my MOTHER-IN-LAW, Clogged the toilet Seeing as she act like like her BOOTY don't stink.




GUN N ROSES - Welcome to the jungle baby!


TAGS: roses
Rating: 2.46/5

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GUNS N' ROSES - Awesomeness purified in 5 men, then 6 then 7 then 8 etc.




EMO BAIT -




RUNNING UP THE SCORE. - Because the BCS, doesn't award points for..... SPORTSMANSHIP!


TAGS: rosebowl football bigten wisconsin bcs
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:03 pm
AUG vs SC wot happened? wot happened?
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:54 pm
Cool! Is this airoutyourgripesfake.com now?
440wakeup - December 3, 2010, 12:10 pm
I could have went with the black players with dreadlocks gloating and hi-fiving but to quote my old football coach when asked about steroids...You just can't beat a big corn-fed farm-boy."..... especially one sniffing a rose, screw you BOISIE STATE!!
culos - December 3, 2010, 11:37 am
Obscure equals shite. 1L


FLOWERS - They never even know their own beauty for their entire life.


TAGS: flowers roses
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by charlie

TigerKid - September 11, 2008, 6:45 pm
-ated me enough not to look at anymore Motifakes today!
TigerKid - September 11, 2008, 6:44 pm
Wow. That was the single most knob slobbing, ball swallowing, semen sipping, buttsexing, AIDS pumping, parade having, pickle tickling, heat seeking moisture missle gagging, sheep shagging loads of crap I've ever laid eyes on. YOU WIN FUCKFACE! You demotiv


YO KANYE, IMMA LET U FINISH - But first I wanna give "PROPS" to Serena's out burst! The sexy/dangerouse Thang, the threatening to......




PURE WIN - sometimes cannot be put into words


TAGS: guns n roses lol chinese democracy bumblefoot buckethead
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by Zack

bucketheadfan - November 21, 2009, 5:57 pm
Dweezle has a 'tard problem
CARRnage - June 22, 2009, 2:23 am
Buckethead is FN awesome so Suck it all you Slash Fans
Dweezle - April 15, 2009, 2:12 pm
GUNS N ROSES is not a bad band they are quite ingenious...HOWEVER Chinese Democracy was not GUNS N ROSES it was an over the hill senile Axl Rose, and a gender confused douche bag with a KFC bucket on his head. GNR went to shit after Slash and Duff left!!!
jerica - December 26, 2008, 8:11 pm
EWWW terrible how could people like them? more like PURE LOSE ...kay last comment
Jerica - December 26, 2008, 8:10 pm
THEY SUCKKKKK
Jerica - December 26, 2008, 7:06 pm
That band SUCKS DICK!
Sykes - December 1, 2008, 11:39 am
I totally agree, That album is fuckin genius!!!


Joey was here -


TAGS: broseph
Rating: 1/5

More motifakes by ZeroTheHero

motinet - November 10, 2014, 11:26 am

Its the worst rated motifake of all time. So theres that.
MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:40 pm
Me neither...something personal I'm guessing.
Sho - May 17, 2014, 12:57 am
I don't get it


Prose and Khans -


TAGS: poetry khan prose violence vengeance
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - April 27, 2016, 6:56 am
I'm glad to see you like Pros too.
EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2016, 9:29 pm
"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquerable whale. To the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart..etc. etc."
Pushkin - April 26, 2016, 11:14 am
You know. I think you're right.
lgvernon - April 26, 2016, 10:12 am

He was just pist about that horrible wig.


secrets -


TAGS: rose shadow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - April 22, 2015, 10:20 pm
much appreciated :). but don't worry, we all get better with practice
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:01 pm
Sho, fabulously dark as always!!! I am a devoted fan and learn at your feet. 5 goth lions from this unworthy noob!


Hidden Within -


TAGS: camouflage happy rose shadow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - March 20, 2015, 11:17 am
Well done, angel! I like exploring the archives. I luv a lot of your stuff! 5L!
MissPriss - March 19, 2015, 12:53 am
A 5L welcome back. Happy to see your work gracing the joint.


Defensiveness betrays weakness -


TAGS: beauty rose defensive weakness betray
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by kirill

GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:40 am
well, this is gorgeous...OW!
Greeny - December 19, 2014, 8:20 pm
very nice - 5 extra thick gloves


RIDDANCE -




Love is like a rose---- -


TAGS: love is a rose
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - December 1, 2015, 6:11 am
Who, me? Tnx Cern!
concern3 - December 1, 2015, 3:28 am
Well look who's messing with the double entendre, excellent a 5er


When taking a risk -


TAGS: proposal rose gun
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:29 pm
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - August 25, 2015, 9:26 am
excellent advice a 5er


MAKING UP -


TAGS: roses
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mariand - October 31, 2011, 5:57 am
LOL...this looks like a blonde joke


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