Rose Demotivational Poster
A GIRLFRIEND -
BACON ROSES - I don't know about you but I think these are romantic and tasty all in one
BACON ROSES - For those times when the Red one's just don't cut it.
SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose
SLOW DOWN - You move too fast
Jokes and Puns -
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE -
MALE LESBIANS - Men that are attracted to girls, and yet wish to be girls themselves. This rare malady is generally characterized by multiple site accounts and an easily injured leg.
ARMED WOMEN - Proceed with caution when asking for a sandwich
BACON ROSE'S -
TRUE LOVE - "I'll never let you go, Jack" *snaps frozen hand off*
70'S HUMOR - There's no school like the old school.
THE BLACK ROSE OF DEATH - Starts As A Celebration of Love
WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET ? - And It'S On The Day I Get My Pension, Oh Well They Said It Wasn't Going To Be, A Rose Garden.
PRODUCEMAN117 - "Hey Babe, come on over to my place tonight. I'll show you my collection of Motifakes and then you can peel my banana!"
HOW STRANGE IT IS - To be anything at all..
THE ROSE -
BED OF ROSES -
RING AROUND THE ROSIES - Pocket full of posies Ashes, ashes, we all fall down.
A ROSE BETWEEN HER TEETH - Noting screams SERIAL KILLER like your own personal signature.
EX-WIFE - Every rose has its thorn.... Some have more than others
TITANIC PART II -
VALENTINE'S DAY -
COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 100 BY 7 -
L - O - V - E - Flowers and relationships are quite similar. Show them love and warmth and they will both open up to you.
ROYAL ASCOT RACE - So YOUNG! So ANGRY!! DAMN THAT RAP MUSIC!!
REDHEADS - It's not just about the color
ROSES - They're not the movie beautiful flower in this garden
STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES -
BRITARDED AUTOMOTIVE -
ROSE/PINK GUN - Pink Cammies, and it looks like a reach around too. What more can you not ask and not tell about?
BAD WOLF -
ROSES ARE RED, SUNFLOWERS ARE YELLOW - You Know, For Having AIDs... ... You Sure Are Mellow. Happy V-Day. -Tree.
ROSES - They're NOT the most beautiful flower in this garden
THE ROSE OF LOVE - Beware The Rose That Stems From The Burning Bush
ROSES - Very delicate flowers. Always pay special attention to the bush.
PORCELINA'S NEW JOB - I painted your roses black... ... to match your heart
HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA - Not the case here. It's more the problem to understand words with more than four letters.
FAMOUS PAY STOOL POETRY -
CONFUCIOUS SAY - Woman who sit on stool too long get ring around rosie!
THE ROSE - This is how her LAST concert ended....
ROSE - Turned out to clash with the rest of the uniform, but they loved it SO much!
CRUISE SHIPS - Hope you took swimming lessons, Rose
RULE OF ROSE - It's basically Lord of the Flies with lesbians.
HENNESSY VERY SPECIAL - Make it a night to "Remember",or a night you'll always try to "FORGET" Lets see where the night leads us...
SFC. COCHRANE - gets ready to goto the gym, to look at weights.
TITANIC PART II -
MICHAEL VICK - Are you kidding me! They're going to let this worthless bag of flesh back in the NFL, but Pete Rose is banned for life for a betting. This world just isn't right!
AXL ROSE - Chinese Democarcy Give It up DUDE! 15 Years WTF!!!
GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME.... - The rose is not real.
WRESTLERS TAKE NOTE!! - I wish wrestlers would understand that football is "The" mans sport!!!
What to do, what to do…….. -
Hold Still Write Cheese -
Modern Man -
BETTER TIMES -
ASK THESE GUYS WHERE HOFFA'S BURRIED - (L to R) Drive By, Mikey the Wop, The Plug
PROGRESSIVE LENSES -
COMING SOON ASH SCATTERING MASKS -
Quoting Bierce -
MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery
WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR -
THE MORNING ROSE - Opens up to catch the rising sun Dew glistening bright Only to be met by a lawnmower
Bierce on Patriotism -
BITTER SWEET MEMORIES -
WHEN I SHIT IT DOSNT ONLY SMELL LIKE ROSES - It is roses
ROSE MCGOWAN - "What's in a name? That which we call Rose by any other word would smell as sweet." Romeo & Juliet Act II, Scene II
I'M GOING INTO TOWN -
HEY MOTIFAKERS - Make your own Briton of Rose! (Furnace, molten iron and Narutarded not included)
BRITON OF ROSE - Master Craftsman and Lead Smithy of the Motifake Guild
RELIGIOUS CEREMONY - Oh! I just figured you were showing me how my MOTHER-IN-LAW, Clogged the toilet Seeing as she act like like her BOOTY don't stink.
GUN N ROSES - Welcome to the jungle baby!
GUNS N' ROSES - Awesomeness purified in 5 men, then 6 then 7 then 8 etc.
EMO BAIT -
RUNNING UP THE SCORE. - Because the BCS, doesn't award points for..... SPORTSMANSHIP!
FLOWERS - They never even know their own beauty for their entire life.
YO KANYE, IMMA LET U FINISH - But first I wanna give "PROPS" to Serena's out burst! The sexy/dangerouse Thang, the threatening to......
PURE WIN - sometimes cannot be put into words
Joey was here -
Prose and Khans -
Hidden Within -
Defensiveness betrays weakness -
Love is like a rose---- -
When taking a risk -
MAKING UP -
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